alchaeologist:

f33f33nkou:

alchaeologist:

I have given those circus peanut marshmallow candies more second chances than any man I’ve ever dated.

DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT CIRCUS PEANUTS

I’M TIRED OF BEING LET DOWN BY THEM

“This time will be different.”

Then two and a half peanuts later there’s tears and orange vomit.

someonesvoiceofreason:

thekiwicanfly:

I want it, I want it, I WANT IT!

mr-egbutt:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.
I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.

beapeabear:

And that’s why they’re friends.

firstgaycat:

why is this real image


Double Cups OF Kickstand

Double Cups OF Kickstand

alchaeologist:

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

Are you also 16

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

image

warxant:

lil-chingona:

I WOULDN’T EVEN BE MAD


nobody should be mad lmao

warxant:

lil-chingona:

I WOULDN’T EVEN BE MAD

nobody should be mad lmao

alchaeologist:

Gators!